"Fuck your father, he's a dick"
My mother said this and then quick
-ly she left through the door
Every step she took was a storm

"Fuck your mother, she's a cunt
She doesn't know a damn thing about love"
My father screamed, I intervened
Unaware that I just began a scene

Lights, camera, action, kids
You're in for the main attraction
Skid marks on the driveway from the car
She used to bring back the elephant in the-

Ready, places, everyone
You're in for a whole lot of fun
Sunday, sunday, sunday, pay-per-view
As we address the elephant in the room

"Shut up boy, it's getting late
And I don't wanna stay up with this mistake.
I got work to do, just go to bed
And cover the ears on your little head"

The doorbell rings, and we both freeze
Only sound is the static on the TV
We look through the peepholes on the door
My father says four words "It's just the whore"

Lights, camera, action, kids
You're in for the main attraction
Skid marks on the driveway from the car
She used to bring back the elephant in the-

Ready, places, everyone
You're in for a whole lot of fun
Sunday, sunday, sunday, pay-per-view
As we address the elephant in the room

No apologies we ain't got time
To think of a reason or even a rhyme
To their dysfunctional psychotic tendencies
I've it now, It's time to beg down on my knees

"I love your father, he's the man"
My mother said this and then ran
Into his arms, and she smiled
Happy to stay there for a while

"I love your mother, she's a doll"
"There's no chance of a downfall"
I said to myself, unlucky me
My wants are only in my dreams

Lights, camera, action, kids
You're in for the main attraction
Skid marks on the driveway from the car
She used to bring back the elephant in the-

Ready, places, everyone
You're in for a whole lot of fun
Sunday, sunday, sunday, pay-per-view
As we address the elephant in the room