You say that you think Beyoncé should be the president
But I got news for you that would be terrible in every respect
Do you know the consequences of that?
No I don’t think that you will ever truly understand
That’s why
I shit on things you enjoy to challenge your world view
‘Cause one day you gotta learn that not everything you like is cool
You said that you saw Donnie Darko when you are just eleven
But I guarantee that you didn’t fully get it that night
You wanted to feel like somebody understood you
But that emo rabbit and Jake Gyllenhaal were just a figment
Of your angst
I shit on things you enjoy to challenge your world view
‘Cause one day you gotta learn that not everything you like is cool
You say that I’m a woman-hater ‘cause I got my heart broken in high school
Well I hate to tell you buddy but not everything you like is cool
I can’t help but get aggressive when you try defend
Neutral Milk Hotel ‘cause that’s some tepid hipster bullshit
And why do you think Marijuana makes you any different?
It just makes you annoying and I hate to deal with it at all
I shit on things you enjoy to challenge your world view
‘Cause one day you gotta learn that not everything you like is cool
You say that I’m an asshole ‘cause I don’t think that John Mayer is useful
Well I hate to tell you buddy but not everything you like is cool